A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up.

“Is this the maid”

“Yes”

“Well may I speak to my wife?”

“Well….she’s in bed with a man”

The husband is furious and tells the maid “I want you to go into my desk, get my gun, and shoot the both of them”

The husband hears the gunshots and the maid returns to the phone, telling him she shot both of them.

The husband says, “Now I want you to take both bodies and throw them into the pool”

The maid says, “What pool???”

The husband says, “Is this 387-6476?”

A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up.

“Is this the maid”

“Yes”

“Well may I speak to my wife?”

“Well….she’s in bed with a man”

The husband is furious and tells the maid “I want you to go into my desk, get my gun, and shoot the both of them”

The husband hears the gunshots and the maid returns to the phone, telling him she shot both of them.

The husband says, “Now I want you to take both bodies and throw them into the pool”

The maid says, “What pool???”

The husband says, “Is this 387-6476?”